
Useless and the Mandala Trap
Book 1Ewen "Useless" Euston has the worst nickname in his neighbourhood. When a sprained ankle keeps him home from a mysterious rally at the park, he watches helplessly as every child in the district…
Read More →Ewen "Useless" Euston is just trying to find his twin sisters at the school fete when he steps on a live wire behind the old fairy tree and vanishes into another world. The world looks like a fairy tale, but it runs on science. The elves in silver suits riding hover mats are intergalactic criminals who have been using the portal to abduct children. They have a quota to fill and a market off-planet, and sixteen kids are already trapped. The portal decays at sunset. Every child still in this world when it closes stays forever.
Ewen, class brain Will and resourceful Perry have one afternoon to remove implanted tracking devices, disable a force field, and get sixteen kids home. Their allies include a deposed dragon king merged with a lizard and a pterodactyl, a wizard, and a Halfling helper who knows the alien ship from the inside. Their enemy has hover mats, disintegrator weapons, and a very short patience for children who won't cooperate.
The kid they all call Useless is going to need everything that name never gave him.
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It wasn't really anyone's fault that we ended captured in that place. What I was relieved about was that so few of the kids were interested in the sinister fairy dip under the fairy tree at the school fete.
Mum had spent weeks baking and sewing and charging around
collecting donations for the school fete. Now at long last it was over.
"Ewen," Mum had nagged when she realized the twins
weren't around. "We're ready to leave. Go and find your sisters."
"Like where?" I complained.
"Use your initiative. They're were watching the jumping
castle being deflated."
Mum hardly let my sisters out of her sight, even if it was
the school fete. They hadn't been missing that long and she was nervous
already. Except that she never found out that this time that she really had
something to panic about.
"A very successful day," Mum said to Dad as they
stacked flattened boxes back in the station wagon.
I didn't think so, but I didn't bother to say anything.
School fetes were no fun when you were on the receiving end of having to help.
I had spent two hours on the ice-cream stall and the rest of the day as ticket
taker for the various rides.
The sun was setting. The school yard was getting that creepy
look that it got when it was almost deserted. Parents, kids and teachers had
mostly drifted off. The amusements and rides were being collapsed and loaded on
to trucks. The sound of hammering drifted around from the stalls still being
dismantled.
The jumping castle looked like a deflating blimp. Two men
were busy folding stuff. There was no sign of my younger twin sisters Felicia
and Mandy. Only Perry stood there scowling.
"Hi Useless," Perry said.
My name is actually Ewen Euston but guess what I get?
"Seen the twins?" I asked.
Perry shook his head. "Mum sent me to collect the
littlies."
Although Perry and his five brothers lived next to me I had
trouble remembering the names of his little brothers. The nasty names they were
called by the rest of the district weren't their proper names. "Billy and
Jamie and um..."
"Toddles," Perry said. "Mum sent Terry down
and he didn't come back."
"They were here earlier, pinching ice-creams from the
ice-cream stall," I volunteered.
"Then she sent Derren and he didn't come back either."
Perry continued gloomily.
Derren was the next brother down from Perry, and almost
responsible. The school yard wasn't that big. With the stalls dismantled and
the rides gone, there was not that many places to hide.
We jogged around the schoolyard, past the sports oval and
the basketball courts. Old Jansen, the caretaker was sweeping up litter. We ran
past the playground with its climbing bars and slides and across to the other
side of the sports oval. There were no five Packington brothers or any sign of
my twin sisters around.
"There's Will!" Perry said.
"Seen the twins?" I asked.
"Seen my brothers?" Perry asked.
Will looked worried, although he usually looked worried.
Will was our class brain, but not too bright about ordinary things. Not that we
held it against him.
"Janey's gone missing."
Janey is Will's little sister and mostly a brat. She was
pretty bright like Will, but lets everyone know it, all the time.
"Might have gone off with the other kids," Perry
suggested.
"She and Mandy and Felicia are pretty thick. Do you
reckon they would be together?" I asked.
"Together where?" Will asked. "Janey wouldn't
go anywhere without letting me know."
"The littlies could be anywhere," Perry admitted. "But
Derren is like a bloodhound at tracking them down and he hasn't come back."
"Nor did Terry," I reminded him.
"Eight kids suddenly gone missing," Will said. "Something's
wrong!"
"We'll let our parents know and they can get the
police," I said.
My little brothers don't like cops," Perry grumbled.
"We'll do one more circuit of the school grounds,"
Will suggested. "Then we tell the parents we can't find them."
We actually did two circuits. By then everyone was gone
except for my parents waiting by their loaded station wagon and a few more
adults talking outside the school gate.
I was stuck with checking the girls' toilets. "If you
two ever dare mention this," I threatened.
"This is an emergency," Will said. "Hurry up."
I checked all the cubicles. They were empty.
"Not in the boys' toilets either," Perry said with
a scowl.
Old Jansen was emptying litter into the incinerator.
"Seen my sisters or Will's sister or Perry's little
brothers?" I asked.
"Seen everyone in the district today," he
muttered. "Even ex-students from years ago."
"Janey was over by the jumping castle," Will said.
"Some of the smaller kids were around the fairy tree
for a while," Jansen told us. "Although it didn't seem that popular.
Suppose the modern kids don't believe in fairies and all that junk these days."
"They put the lucky dip under it and called it the
fairy dip," I remembered.
"We'll check it out," Will said.
We ran across to the barrier of trees by the school fence.
The old gum had a gnarled enough trunk. With a lot of imagination it might look
like a figure with wings. The lucky dip was gone. There was no sign of any of
the missing children. There was just trampled rubbish around the tree.
"Not the sort of thing that interested my little
brothers," Perry said.
"The twins are very into fairies and lucky dips,"
I said.
Perry prowled around the back of the tree. "Girls are
so stupid," he grumbled. "My little brothers wouldn't have come here."
"Unless they were teasing the girls," I suggested.
"Might at that," Perry admitted.
"So, the twins might have been here, but they aren't
here now," I said with a sigh.
"So we go back and tell our parents that they have
definitely all gone missing," Will decided.
"Ouch!" Perry yelled suddenly.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
He didn't answer. Will and I stepped around the tree. Perry
was gone!

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